Welcome to chaos. My name is Joyce and I'll be your guide for today. Strap on your seatbelts 'cause it's gonna be one hell of a ride yeehaw.
FAT FLAG BY JONATHAN ICHER
Make up : Anastasia Parquet
WTF did I just see?
fuckin cool ass shit thats what you just saw my dear
Eggs? Really ?
'Your favourite character says a lot about you as a person.'
one of my main nicknames courtesy of my family is “emmy” and my uncle was like “what if you marry a guy named anthony whose nickname is tony then you’d be emmy and tony”
and then “what if his last name was award”
and then my cousin put in “if you have a son you could name him oscar”
emmy, tony, and oscar award
oh my god
wait if eve ate the apple then why the fuck is it called an adam’s apple
because she ate the apple, and then convinced adam to eat the apple as well so that she wouldn’t be alone, but the piece he bit off got stuck in his throat.
It got stuck because at the exact moment he was swallowing, God jumped out from behind a bush like
“WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?!”
she hates friday just as much as we do
she is the robert pattinson of the music industry
fun fact: if you tell someone to kill themselves it’s considered encouraging suicide and you can get a fine of $25,000 and 10+ years in prison. if they actually commit you can be charged with manslaughter.
so really it’s in your best interest not to be a cunt.
This needs to be shared
-everyone- needs to see this.
i’ve been on the phone with my mom so long i’ve given up holding it
SHE SAW THIS PICTURE AND NOW SHE’S MADE AT ME OHMYGOD
We’re all made at you.
SHIT I CAN EVEN FUCKING SPELL NO WONDER MY MOM IS ALWAYS ANGRY AT ME
Sometimes gay porn has the most clever lines in history
(ehehehehe this was fun)